SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE YOUR FINISH
After getting your floor just right, the last thing you want is your shine stolen by that old grinch of floors – the elements, daily wear and tear, and so forth. We have many tools to help you repel that grinch and preserve that floor you worked so hard to complete, from our Awesome and Premium lines to buffing pads for maintenance. This time of year typically requires extra measures to clean up salt and snow, and we have products for that, too.
THE NOT-SO-LITTLE DRUM(mer) BOYS
Our crew in the back works like crazy to get your order to you fast, right, and securely wrapped. Whether you need a quart, a pail, or a drum or three of our products, we'll get it to you as quickly as possible. If you have special requests for your products – leave on the doorstep, take to the back, etc. – we'll take care of you too.
HOLIDAY "IN"
Yes, we're here to help you over the holidays, with the exception of Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Day.
BRIAN CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIAN-YELLOW
Sometimes your nice, shiny finish can be kidnapped by an odd martian yellow tone. Our president, Brian Schwerman, with his many years of experience behind him, has probably seen it before and knows what to do to conquer it. Just like Santa’s helpers, our staff will work with you to fight that discoloration and other problems you may encounter.
IT'S A WONDERFUL SHINE
Like George Bailey, you’re tirelessly working hard to make someone else’s floor sparkle, and along comes old man Potter like a nasty old heel mark to mess things up. For regular cleaning and daily maintenance, we have a stable of neutral cleaners and mops that will be just right for your floor. If you're needing to clean bathrooms or kitchens, Scum-Gone is your friend. Wooden surfaces love Orange-Aid.
And as always, if you come to an impasse and don't know how to clean something, we're only a phone call away.
We Fight Dirty!™ . . . and we do it with a sense of humor, too.